Football rated R or F: REAL or Fantasy

With the European soccer season back, so is the fantasy football. I also signed up for the madness. Everywhere you now go, everyone is talking about how their fantasy team either lost or gained them points. Lets face it, no one wants to face reality anymore. Also, that's why we fap, so at least we can lie that we are getting laid. Also.... That's why after a match, we want to go and FIFA or PES to avenge for our teams losses accordingly, or at least that's what we think. Am a video game addict(recovering) myself and I admit on behalf of those who don't wanna come out, I like to do that. I play PS till my hands are numb. Kinda like fapping dont you think? Hehe

Still dont believe me? Still need another example? Ok... There are not many nice girls remaining out there right? Neither are great cooks, and sex machines(freaks if you will) right? But we still want a nice girl who cooks better than, if not as well as, our mums and is a beast in bed. Simply put, beast in a beauty. That shit doesnt happen in real life.... But it still doesnt stop us from wanting that all in one girl, does it? Even the girls dream of this kind of girl these days...some. But anyway, if you do find this elusive species of girl, lock her up in an unbreakable bubble or she will go

Now I know you're all wondering where the soccer comes in... Calm your horses. Or as Rio Ferdinand would put it, "don't get your knickers in a twist". Enough with the wise talking.

So, the point. Liverpool vs Arsenal is/was the point. Arsenal are known for their pretty football. Liverpool... Never mind. Well, they try. New manager Brendan Rodgers tried to pull an Arsenal on the Arsenal... Result... You all know it. Lost 2-0 at home. Now, Arsenal fans, don't celebrate just yet... Even you guys couldn't play the Barca game against the real Barca. There was a time Manchester United played pretty footie too... Like in the 8-2 game. And yes, I also remember City's 1-6. Point is... You dont play a game against its master.

I've made my point. Moving on, last week was my first on fantasy football. Scored a disappointing 35 points. Yes, am beginning to think it's really not my thing. There are even girls on that list who can arrange a better fantasy line up than me... But then, am a guy. I bet by the end of the season, i WILL come out on top. Men do not lose to women when it comes to football. That's our area, right there, eh? Unless she is Brazilian, and is our aforedescribed kind of girl. Then you just LET her win. Hehe

I hope you all are following the KPL. Goal dot com made it easier, Supersport also. They may be competitors but we are the gainers from all this. Kenyan football will grow. Speaking of Kenyan football, have you seen our youngsters in the Copa Coca Cola? Great stuff, eh? Well... Relatively. But at least they are trying. The KPL... the league is pretty much still up for the taking. AFC lead the pack by 4 points, while Tusker are second with 40 points but with a game in hand, and still a few games remaining to play. Hopefully, even our footballers can play Real Fantasy football. Peace.

PS: The soccer tweet up is this Saturday. It is a free event, and it is open to all. Here are the details... soccer-paranoia.blogspot.com/2012/08/september-soccer-tweet-up.html?m=1